Tuesday 18 August 2015

ADDA INFINITUM


The new academic session for my son’s school had commenced. I was required to deposit his fees in a nearby branch of a Bank. Accordingly after dropping him to school and before going to my office, I proceeded to the designated branch for the purpose. I was directed to a dedicated counter receiving the payment. A young man sitting across the counter was in the midst of an animated discussion with a colleague sitting in the adjacent counter as others looked on. The bits of the conversation are reproduced below:

“Where were you yesterday morning?
The guy across my counter replied: “I had gone for a haircut.”
“During office hours?”
“Of course! My appointment letter says that whatever you do, do it during the office hours!’ 

While the other guy, who appeared to be quite amused at this argument and was in the middle of his next query to take it to a logical finish, I addressed my handler: “Dada I am in a hurry. Will you please…” Even before I could complete my request, he glared at me and disapproving this interjection raised his voice: “Dekhchhen na katha bolchhi? (Can’t you see I am in a conversation?).

Snubbed and browbeaten, I realized how intensely my friend across the counter missed an Adda compelling him to recreate one during the business hours on a working day in office. As Mathew Arnold, an English poet in his famous poem ‘Scholar Gypsy’ would say “This strange disease of modern life/ With its sick hurry, its divided aims” made it impossible for him to take a siesta, have a bath, wear a kurta- pyjama , slip on a hawai chappal and walk over to join his regular adda group in the afternoon. I later realized that my appropriate reaction to this dialogue should not have been one of anger or dismay but of compassion and empathy for his loss of a treasured activity.

It is exactly 411 meters radius of a walkway in this small park nestled in thick foliage and shaded by trees where I take my morning walk. The park is beautified and maintained by an adjacent nursing home.  In the midst is a natural water body inset with fountains that spring to life exactly at 6 in the morning. A lot of men and women of various sizes and shapes walk here - clockwise or anticlockwise. Some like me walk alone, some walk in groups of two or more, while some others, particularly ladies in a group would want to walk in a single file, occupying the entire narrow road width. Many of them walk briskly and others at a languid pace. Some others are propelled by a trail of posterior emissions that they blaze across the park trying to settle a score with the Mother Nature. Yet some others in violation of permissible decibel limits discuss the share-market and the economic policies of the Modi government scaring the chirping birds into silence. All told, this seems to me the mobile version of the fabled Adda. But wait.

On one of the corners of the park there is an elevated platform with a huge tree covering it. As the hour strikes 6, a young man appears regularly from nowhere with a stack of chairs that are set on this elevated platform in a circle. Not content with the mobile adda, a group of morning walkers then parks itself on these chairs and the real adda commences. The animated discussions, arguments, loud laughter and combined cacophony tend to disturb the ecological balance and threaten to drive the morning quiet and serenity out of the park.

Amartya Sen has found all Indians to be argumentative. After all, India is the largest and most vocal democracy in the world. Democracy is just another word for argument. Our parliamentarians will vouch for it.  As one writer has observed: 'Perhaps Shakespeare’s Hamlet was a Kolkatan as his famous self-argument shows: To vhi or not to vhi, / That eej thee kweschon….'
Argument is the essence of adda, its life line and its oxygen. If two, or more, people agree to the same viewpoint, there cannot be an adda. But if they see the same thing in two, or several different angles, there is the right opening to an adda based on the nth scientific principle that every argument must have an equal and opposite argument.
Even before you could say Siraj ud Daula, Clive had won the battle of Plassey and laid the foundation for 200 years of British rule while they were busy arguing. After 34 years in power, the Marxists got themselves so embroiled in internal argument as to whether they were still communists or capitalist property brokers that they wouldn’t know when the tables turned on them. Adda, like history repeats itself.  

Adda, a term roughly translating to community chat sessions is a form of brain storming. The adda releases the thoughts of individuals that lie dormant. As an active participant of an adda one always has something to say. Whether or not he has solutions to problems, he always has an opinion. Topics for the adda are wide-ranging: from religion to politics, from football to mangalyaan, from Che Guevara to Albert Camus, from Ritwik Ghatak to Satyajit Ray, the list is unending. At times, some local adda can revolve around idle gossip about some local happenings or  a certain celebrity's   romantic escapades. 

As can be noted, the venue of the adda could vary depending on the context and milieu: that roadside shop next door selling tea, samosa and jalebi, the office or college canteen, some one’s residence or a  park or late at night on a pavement, around the carom board with a light bulb hanging overhead, powered by the street lamp-post.

In Kolkata, ‘Coffee House’ located on the College Street, has a great reputation of being the next level venue of adda for poets, writers, journalists, artists, philosophers, theatre  persons etc. who frequent it to have stimulating conversations, discussions and arguments over several cups of coffee. Sadly, however, it appears that it has somewhat lost its folklore glory of the past; it is not the same now. This has led to Late Manna Dey’s popular lament: Coffee-house e shei adda ta aaj aar nei

Premendra Mitra was a renowned Bengali poet, novelist, short story and thrillers writer and film director. He was the creator of the famous fictional character Ghanada, who is the central attraction of all the addas.  Even after 40 years of its release who can forget Soorma Bhopali of Sholay and his tall stories keeping his audience mesmerized. The character played by Robi Ghosh in Satyajit Ray's "Agantuk" asks a pertinent question: ‘Rabindranath ki adda diten?’ (Did Tagore ever engage in adda?).

Many believe that the concept of adda is as alive as ever notwithstanding the phenomenal advances in electronics and communication technology. Others feel that it is gradually dying. Yet some others see a steady decline in the laid-back community gatherings and frequent meetings as Face book, Twitter, chat rooms and text messaging take their place. kothay hariye gelo shonali bikel gulo shei aaj aar nei (where have we lost those golden afternoons?)…
And will there be a final word in this never-ending argument? Doesn’t seem like so. For there can be no end to an argument. Which leads to a further argument that if there’s no end to the argument, then where does the argument end? Is that an end to the argument? Will there be any final word to an argument?  An arguable point indeed. We shall argue over it during our next adda



Monday 3 August 2015

THE MODUS OPERANDI

A friend of mine, a former professor of Applied Behavioral Sciences at one of the Indian Institute of Management recounted this incident to me. It was a cloudy day with intermittent
drizzle when he decided to go to this distant relative’s house to condole a death in the family. After a few minutes’ wait, he was received in the sitting room by the grieving wife of the deceased. There was an uncomfortable silence. This is one occasion when words fail you and many a times you are found fumbling to make the right statement. However trying to make an earnest effort to express his grief he was about to speak to her when she suddenly interrupted him and said, ‘Look it has started to rain again! How many times shall I go and spread the clothes outside to dry and again rush to gather them lest these get wet again. I am tired of this exercise.’

Many a times when we have nothing to talk about, we try to break the monotony by discussing the weather. Be it  meeting someone for the first time, filling an awkward silence or breaking the ice, what’s going on in the sky can always kindle or revive a conversation. Ask a British. He will vouch for it though the professor didn’t in the current context.

Applied Behavioral Sciences, the professor had explained to me once, is in simple terms the study of the behaviour of humans. We can look at what people do or make assumptions about the way a person appears or behaves from the point of view of the study of society and the activities and relationships of individuals and groups within society.

So the professor was a little taken aback by the out of context and sudden outburst of this lady’s annoyance at this intermittance of the rain and how she was being bothered about it. He stopped in the middle of the sentence and looked hard at her. After a minute’s silence he spoke, “Many people must be coming to sympathize with you over this irreparable personal loss. Isn’t it? And every time you must be getting up to receive them and be there to accept their condolences? This continuous process must be quite exhausting. Perhaps you would want to be left alone.” The bereaved lady was too shocked to react and before she could say anything he begged leave of her and came away.

As a probationer at the National Police Academy, my instructor on law and order and crowd control was a very senior officer of West Bengal Cadre who rose to become the DGP of the State and later Governor of a north-east State briefly. While dealing with the subject of crowd behaviour and the behaviour of individuals in a crowd and various theories pertaining to it, he pointed out that besides the rains-the god’s own policeman, music is a great behaviour modifier and helps divert the attention of individuals and can be used as an instrument for crowd dispersal.

One cold evening in Darjeeling following a visiting Prime Minister’s refusal to concede any of the demand for a separate State, hell broke loose in the town. There were several incidents relating to law and order all over. I was stationed not very far from the Raj Bhawan and my brief was to ensure a smooth VIP movement to the Governor House that evening where the
Governor had hosted a reception for the Prime Minister. As the news spread, a large crowd including women in big numbers collected at this point, agitating  and in the process, obstructing the passage of invitees and if provoked further, to storm the Raj Bhawan. Darkness had already descended and the situation was turning so serious that I and my officers and men saw no hope of holding them back or dispersing the crowds without using force. There were strict instructions not to do so as it was a very sensitive issue being agitated by the locals. Suddenly I noticed that the slogan shouting, anger and frayed tempers gave way to laughter and giggles. Everyone was looking across the road to a slope on which was perched a drunken man with a khukri in his hand and dancing wildly. In any hill station on a wintry night Bacchus has to have a field day. As it turned out he appeared to be known person to most them. Now the crowds started cheering him on and some amongst them even suggesting dance moves. The drunken man had found a captive audience and started moving with added vigour, perched dangerously on the slope. No one tried to bring him down either. This was a window I thought god had given me to see that most of the cars carrying VIPs crossed over. The reception was to give over around 10 pm.  Seeing that there purpose was not being served and 10’o clock being almost midnight in hills, they dispersed slowly and slowly to our great relief!

Based on human behavioral patterns, the British pioneered a system of classifying a lot of communities as ‘criminal’ and notifying them. By consulting the history of old recorded crimes, cops in the field could arrive at some findings based on the behaviour pattern of criminals, particularly in property crimes because every particular offender or a criminal group had a signature modus operandi that could help in their identification, apprehension, or detection, and could also be used to determine links between crimes. For example a lot of them eat food at the crime scene, offenders from a now de-notified criminal tribe invariably defecated at the scene of crime before leaving and some others will dig holes in the walls to affect entry and so on.

Human behaviour is indeed unpredictable owing to the enhanced creative capacities of human brains but the behavioral scientists are continuously at work to unravel its mysteries and they indeed are of great help in understanding the mind even that of a criminal through his interrogation and also by way of studying his modus operandi. No matter how surprising, outlandish, or even impossible it may seem, the professor agrees that one of the next challenges of modern Applied Behavioral Sciences could be the modelling of human behaviours.

One day, a man ran into Judge Molla Nasrudin’s court-room and said, “I was just robbed at the border of this village! It must have been someone from here, and I demand justice! The robber took everything from me—my shoes, my pants, my shirt, my coat, my necklace, and even my socks…he took everything, I tell you. I demand justice.”
“Well now,” Nasrudin replied, “I see that you are still wearing you underwear—so the robber didn’t take that, did he?”
“No,” replied the man.
Nasrudin responded, “Then I am sure he was not from here, and thus I cannot investigate your case.”
“How can you be so sure?” the man asked.
“Because if he were from here, he would have taken your underwear as well. After all, we do things thoroughly around here! “

Professor, you are in exalted company !